littlebookthings:

Submission courtesy of saysoifyoumeanit

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

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sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

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salvawhore:

#THIS WAS SO GREAT I’M LITEARLLY STILL YELLING ABOUT IT

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10knotes:

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the-beauty-of-words-blog:

Words #475

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juiicybrunette:

the fat person inside of me is coming out, omg.

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supermerwholocked:

tonyperryisacuteturtle:

natalialoove:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with whatever song you’re listening to.

It’s true. I’m listening to old traditional Chinese music and it works.

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10knotes:

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slimslaney:

greencarnations:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

 Harry, Kate and Wills visiting the Harry Potter Studio, what could be more British?

HOLY SHIT IT’S RON, HERMIONE AND HARRY

They even have each ones respective wands

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